If you’re an Uber driver, what shouldn’t you say to Townhall’s Katie Pavlich? Basically, this:

Oooh. That’s not going to go over very well…

Mmmm. Steak…

Mmmm. Arby’s…

Mmmm. Whataburger…

But then the conversation gets worse. For real:

Yep — Zero stars it is!

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