During his Saturday address, President Obama warned about the world’s greatest threat. A nuclear Iran? The resurgence of Al Qaeda? Russia’s aggression? Nope, something else:

John Kerry approves!

For Earth Day, which is this coming Wednesday, the president will stay at the White House with all the lights off and avoid utilizing the presidential limo, a huge motorcade, Marine One and Air Force One. Just kidding:

In the spirit of Earth Day, will Obama be traveling to Florida from DC in a bicycle caravan?

This has “self-fulfilling prophecy” written all over it!

Don’t forget something:

That, as usual, goes without saying!