Salon posted a piece today on the life and death of Jesus Christ (originally from the website Religion Dispatches) with what we assume they think is some sort of bombshell for their readers:

Jesus went to hell: The Christian history churches would rather not acknowledge
Prior to his resurrection, Christ descended to the underworld — a paradox most churches would rather not confront

This might be news to Salon, but not to pretty much any other Christian:

You get the point.

And, as you’d expect, Salon’s foolishness has led to the hastag game, #SalonChristianitySecrets. Check out some of the funnier ones we’ve seen:

All hilarious.

You can read all of the #SalonChristianitySecrets entries here.

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