So, who’s this Alix Bryan person? Well, as she puts it in her Twitter bio, she’s “1/3 of a kick-ass web and social media team ” in Richmond, Virginia.

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She’s also a model citizen who took it upon herself to report the wildly successful GoFundMe campaign for Memories Pizza for fraud — despite the fact that she had no evidence whatsoever:

Just in case?

Care to elaborate, Alix?

Ohhhh. She was just being cautious.

No. Because, see, in Bryan’s mind, what she did was totally fine:

Except according to Lawrence B. Jones, who launched the GoFundMe campaign, Bryan didn’t actually, you know, contact him:

Unless Bryan’s referring to this one tweet:

Sorry, honey. But that just doesn’t cut it.

Just a leeeeetle bit!

Dana Loesch — unlike Bryan — is actually making an effort to contact the parties involved:

Here’s what Loesch has gotten so far:

Forgive us if we’re just a mite skeptical of Hayes’ explanation.

Nothing more to see here?

Heh. Seriously, though, two — or more — can play this game:

Hey, better safe than sorry, right?



Can we get an amen? This tweeter’s response to whiny hack Alix Bryan is ‘the best’



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These lib threats to man who launched GoFundMe for Memories Pizza will make your blood boil [screenshots]

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