That’s Everytown’s bread and butter.

Check out this tasty little morsel:

OK, well, at least one super-genius thinks it’s awesome:

We checked her timeline. And no, she’s not being sarcastic.

Ha!

But seriously, Anna. Before you decide to swallow Everytown’s swill, you might want to read up on reality a little bit.

Oh, we’re sure they’ll get to it just as soon as hell freezes over.

And speaking of alcohol, looks like Everytown might wanna lay off the sauce a little:

Nice try, but no.

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Update:

‘Is that a parody account?’ Sexist twerps at Everytown just hit another home run [photo]

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‘That’s a toy … idiots’: Everytown hilariously botches gun control tweet [photo]