Oh good grief! What now, Starbucks? Oh, just this:
Snicker. It did go well, if by “well” you mean “incessant mockery.” Which we do: Mockery for the win. Twitter users roundly mocked Starbucks and rightly so.
Ding, ding, ding!
Heh. So there is that. Heck of a job, Starbucks!
And an exit point that brings it all home.