Poor, poor Hillary. She’s the real victim in all this! WHY CAN’T YOU PEOPLE SEE THAT???

As Twitchy reported, tabloid outfit TMZ was the first outlet to actually try to confront Hillary about her private email scandal. And instead of being embarrassed at getting out-journalismed by TMZ, Politico played palace guard:

No, seriously:

Stalks. Stalks.

You wanna talk about stalking, Politico? OK. What about this? What would you call this?

“Stalking” is such a fluid term!

And speaking of things that are fluid …

It didn’t even last that long:

Heh. Too little, too late.

Wah-waaaaaaaaaaah.

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