Important breaking news is lighting up Twitter tonight, as tweeters forward to each other what could be a clever Photoshop, but is almost certainly an authentic copy of Utah Rep. Jason Chaffetz’ business card — bearing a clearly visible Gmail address. The incriminating card appears to have been uncovered by the crack news team at ABC News, specifically Jonathan Karl.

Would you care to explain this breach of government protocol, Rep. Chaffetz, or will your lawyer be holding a press conference in the morning? What’s that, you say?

Once more?

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