We wish we could tell you that. Alas …

As Twitchy reported, President Obama teamed up with BuzzFeed — and a selfie stick — in a painful attempt to make signing up for sucky Obamacare seem like a cool idea.

Sorry, world. The president can’t talk right now. He’s too busy with his selfie stick.

When you stop and think about it, though, this really is just par for President Putt-Putt’s course.

Embarrassed — and really, really scared.

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