'Free range cannibalism'? Hearty mockery as blizzard-fearing NYC hipsters storm Whole Foods [photos]

Curious to know how many Global Warming alarmists are mauling each other right now trying to get into @WholeFoods NYC before the snowstorm.

— Dustin Matocha (@DustinMatocha) January 26, 2015

#Shopocalypse at Whole Foods in Chelsea with bigger crowds and more on edge than before Hurricane Sandy #blizzard pic.twitter.com/jRV4A2Mdft

— Paul B. Raushenbush (@raushenbush) January 26, 2015

This is the scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. Chaos. (photo by @acpants) #blizzardof2015 pic.twitter.com/Kg7rDLaOVG

— Brian Ries (@moneyries) January 26, 2015

Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. Miserable. (via @acpants) #blizzardof2015 pic.twitter.com/D4lzAgYL12

— Amanda Wills (@AmandaWills) January 26, 2015

The new official picture for #FirstWorldProblemsMT @AmandaWills: Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods pic.twitter.com/srUi4Vxwit

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) January 26, 2015

And thus begins the Apocalypse, a snow storm panics the upper classes at Whole Foods….;-) pic.twitter.com/fLIlmjkRoN

— Terry McAusland (@TerryMcAusland) January 26, 2015

@SalenaZitoTrib @moneyries @WholeFoods do you really need "organic" for bread, milk and toilet paper?

— Brian Cartwright (@blcartwright) January 26, 2015

Go ahead and Jack Torrance yourselves waiting outside a Whole Foods. Great idea

— Dave Rosado (@DaveRosado) January 26, 2015

Flying into Snowmageddon was scary…but the Downtown Whole Foods is like a fucking battle scene from Game of thrones.

— Storm Large (@Stormof69) January 26, 2015

@moneyries gotta stock up on Goat's Milk and Organic Eggs before #Blizzardof2015 @WholeFoods @acpants

— Karen McAllister (@karenmcallister) January 26, 2015

Something Hemp protein powder something snow RT @moneyries: outside @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. pic.twitter.com/NCoo7M2Yn2"

— THE Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) January 26, 2015

Yuppies wildin all for the sake of Whole Foods.

— Lynda (@LeSnackSportif) January 26, 2015

BREAKING: NYC Whole Foods runs out of ironic beverages; hipsters attempt to flee city; thousands of electric cars frozen on area highways.

— Hired Mind (@thehiredmind) January 26, 2015

Alternate beginning to The Day After Tomorrow is just Jake Gyllenhaal rescuing scared white people from Whole Foods when the blizzard starts

— Neil W. Blackmon (@nwblackmon) January 26, 2015

@SalenaZitoTrib @moneyries @WholeFoods hipsters gotta eat too…

— Ryan (@alwaysonoffense) January 26, 2015

Peak Kale. RT @AmandaWills Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. pic.twitter.com/6VBpFmSaQ6

— Seth (@dcseth) January 26, 2015

blizzardof2015 My friend's pic of the "kale aisle at Wholefoods in Chelsea" (NYC) pic.twitter.com/rQQ5HZ2wri

— Jennifer King (@jenapradio) January 26, 2015

Whole Foods Brooklyn out of kale and butternut squash. Snowmaggedon, done healthy.

— Neil W. Blackmon (@nwblackmon) January 26, 2015

I just watched a woman cry in the empty kale aisle of the Tribeca Whole Foods. Life is a prison.

— Glynner85 (@Glynner85) January 26, 2015

Tempers flaring outside Whole Foods on Houston & Bowery. Ran out of baby kale… (pic via @margafret) #blizzardof2015 pic.twitter.com/dRcXu0eAl5

— Noah Gray (@noahWG) January 26, 2015

Must. Get. KALE! RT @moneyries: The scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. (photo by @acpants) pic.twitter.com/jZrK52hTWC

— Kristie Bihn (@kristiebihn) January 26, 2015

Whole Foods running out of both kale AND quinoa. Shit is getting serious. #Snowmageddon2015

— Julian Ehrhardt (@ezyjules) January 26, 2015

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA MT @AmandaWills Lines wrapped around the block at Whole Foods right now. pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015

Next big NYC foodie craze: free range cannibalism pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015

OMG THEY'RE STABBING EACH OTHER FOR THE LAST PACKAGE OF VEGAN EGG SUBSTITUTE #NightOfTheLivingUnionSquareHipsters pic.twitter.com/Pug6jlQpu8

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015

News about panic buying at NYC Whole Foods reaches Louisiana pic.twitter.com/J1eu1jmQKc

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) January 26, 2015

Live pic from outside of Whole Foods in NYC. pic.twitter.com/WqSCh2cT7k

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) January 26, 2015

Live pic from outside of Whole Foods in NYC. pic.twitter.com/yfFKLMwJnA

— Matthew (@Matthops82) January 26, 2015

Run on Himalayan pink salt. MT @moneyries: This is the scene outside the @WholeFoods in Union Square, NYC right now. pic.twitter.com/HfdoobVMTL

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) January 26, 2015

@MsLesleySmith @moneyries @WholeFoods @acpants On the verge of wintry apocalypse, we demand access to organic pistachios NOW.

— Tim Teeman (@TimTeeman) January 26, 2015

The streets of New York will run brown with the blood of quinoa

— Matthew (@Matthops82) January 26, 2015

I'm just not sure I trust the survival skills of people who would form lines around Whole Foods in prep for a blizzard #NYCblizzard

— Tamara (@LibertarianSass) January 26, 2015