This should make you feel all warm and tingly like Chris Matthews’ leg. President Obama wrote YOU a note about tonight’s laundry list of impossible promises State of the Union address.

Seriously. Pass the bucket when you’re done.

Judging from his approval ratings, that note is addressed to less than half of the country. He clearly cares not for the hopes and concerns of the 60% who want his craptastic signature job-killing healthcare legislation repealed.




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Seriously, how many #insidesotu pics of White House staffers sitting around do we need to see?

‘Utterly tone deaf and disconnected’: Amanda Carpenter points out the shame of Obama’s SOTU agenda