'Upon this crock …’: These #ObamaBibleVerses will have you saying 'amen.'

"Thou does not own it for thou did not buildith" ~ Obamdus 5:17 #ObamaBibleVerses #ObamaInNashville

— Michelle (@PhonyScandal) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses "Deliver to thy people Stamp of Sustenance. For they shall worship the alter of ballot in your favor." – Corrupticus 20:08

— Lenny Ghoul (@LennyGhoul) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses "and in this house, there shalt be not a smidgen of corruption" Iressus 10:40.

— Judianna (@Judianna) December 10, 2014

"And he shall giveth them the word in thou slowest jam, espousing the virtue of the ivory tower." #ObamaBibleVerses

— Reverend Rubicon (@ReverendRubicon) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses And when the Children of Israel face the Persians, Thou shall throw them under thine bus.

— Cranky Gordon (@CrankyGordon) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses In the Beginning, um, I created me, ah, and i was great, so i um, created man and um woman, ah…to worship me.

— Dr. Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you, Bill Ayers, depart from me. Publicly, anyway.

— DavidJohnGarth (@DavidJohnGarth) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses Do as the Lord God Obama says, refrain from doing what the Lord God Obama does or thou will be #FlaggedForAudit.

— Dr. Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses "…and lo! He spoketh from on High: "Let my speech be clear! I hav'st a Pen and a Phone!"

— Manachronism (@djsmuzz) December 10, 2014

Give a man a fish, he'll vote for you for forever.. teach a man to fish.. he'll probably listen to Limbaugh. #ObamaBibleVerses

— Rusty One (@rshackelford14) December 10, 2014

And David took up his sling, and looking upon Goliath, he said, "The bigger they are, the harder they fall." #ObamaBibleVerses

— Nick Rizzuto (@Nick_Rizzuto) December 10, 2014

For Obama so loved the poor, he made more of them #ObamaBibleVerses

— Mattphilbin (@Mattphilbin) December 10, 2014

Just like Joseph said to Plato, "Hands up, I can't breathe!" #ObamaBibleVerses

— The Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVersesAnd behold, there was a famine upon the land. pic.twitter.com/XyFeTVFj2o

— Bob Henry (@Rmhenry1Henry) December 11, 2014

"Yea, verily, Jezeebus did say to his cronies in the Land of Pockeestahn, 'Thou Shall Not Close Thy Borders. Like, Ever." #ObamaBibleVerses

— KingShamus (@KingShamus) December 10, 2014

#ObamaBibleVerses The is a time to pivot to Job.

— Paul Kinkel ن (@PaulKinkel) December 11, 2014

And Jesus told his disciples, "to infinity and beyond" #ObamaBibleVerses

— Aaron Henager (@AaronHenager1) December 11, 2014

Blessed are you for you taxed others to support a socialist welfare program without any personal action or involvement…#ObamaBibleVerses

— Johann Tetzel (@_Johann_Tetzel) December 11, 2014

Pharaoh told Moses, "you can check out any time you like but you can never leave." #ObamaBibleVerses

— Aaron Henager (@AaronHenager1) December 11, 2014

Upon this crock I shall build my State…#ObamaBibleVerses

— Johann Tetzel (@_Johann_Tetzel) December 10, 2014