'Pro-tip': Andy Borowitz is hilariously unfunny.

wow, Borowitz is on fire with the torture report http://t.co/faxWZhCL2k

— Rosie Gray (@RosieGray) December 10, 2014

@RosieGray without even reading it, there has never been anyone whose humor is less edgy than Borowitz (outside of David Brenner).

— Sean Quinn (@nachofiesta) December 10, 2014

Protip: Borowitz is incapable of being "on fire." RT @RosieGray wow, Borowitz is on fire with the torture report http://t.co/4rglTNUTlH

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 10, 2014

@exjon @instapundit @RosieGray It's all the asbestos.

— Steve Dominic (@d08890) December 10, 2014

@exjon @RosieGray well are you going to put out Borowitz or watch him burn? #talkabouttorture

— #ICantPlayFootball (@bitingtea) December 10, 2014

@exjon @RosieGray Oh, he's on fire. It's just that what he produces when he's on fire isn't what a funny person would produce

— John Tabin (@johntabin) December 10, 2014

Pages 23-45 of the Torture Report focuses on the CIA's illegal use of #BorowitzJokes. Detainees requested waterboarding instead.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 10, 2014

@exjon Followed by audio of Feinstein if waterboarding unavailable

— Diastema Hipster (@KimMarcumTexas) December 10, 2014

@KimMarcumTexas And a Barbara Boxer GIF.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 10, 2014

@exjon Those 23 pages are only from the Executive Summary. There's an appendix with a list of jokes that was held back for public safety.

— Brownian Motion (@cobrownell) December 10, 2014

"I wish that Borowitz fellow was edgier." ~ Editor of Reader's Digest "Laughter Is the Best Medicine" column.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 10, 2014

@exjon But it IS edgy. He takes NEWS and makes it FUNNIER! Aren't you amused? He made fun of a republican that retired 6 yrs ago. EDGY!

— Miscellaneous Ray (@miscRaymer) December 10, 2014

CIA should redact Andy Borowitz columns.

— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) December 10, 2014

"Oh, Andy Borowitz wrote something funny," said no sentient being, ever, from the origin of the universe to its final heat death.

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 10, 2014

Remember: I have a fever-fantasy about forcing Andy Borowitz to chew his way through a razorwire noose that tightens in absence of laughter.

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) December 10, 2014

Which is to say, my daydream guarantees that Andy Borowitz is reduced in my “Saw" fantasy to a pulpy pile of unfunny meat shreds.

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) December 10, 2014

(I don’t actually wish harm on Andy Borowitz. I just really, really, really hate his column.)

— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) December 10, 2014

@BecketAdams Someone was contacted by Support…

— Andrea (@andreanruth) December 10, 2014

Apparently autocorrect switches Borowitz to Horowitz. #ThanksObama

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 10, 2014

@exjon Weird. My autocorrect changes "Borowitz" to "painfully unfunny hack soaking in his trite mediocrity."

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 10, 2014

Andy Borowitz represents the fusion of liberal sanctimony and dad humour. To my knowledge, this is not a pastiche anyone requested.

— Luke Savage (@LukewSavage) December 10, 2014