'Start spreading the news': America reacts to Ebola in NYC

Oh HELL TO THE NAWW. EBOLA IN NYC?! time to move

— kamraann (@KamRodriguezz) October 24, 2014

The good news, NYC, is you're still more likely to be killed in a jihadist axe attack than by Ebola.

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) October 24, 2014

"Start spreading the newsI'm coming to stayI'll be in every part of it, New York, New York!" #EbolaNYC

— Ebola Ayatollah (@JoanOfArgghh) October 24, 2014

If we hadn't cut funding for Ebola research, we'd now have a vaccine that half of NYC would refuse to take.

— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) October 24, 2014

#Ebola in NYC? Thank a Democrat. pic.twitter.com/5jOkVv6Nth

— Mr T 2 (@GovtsTheProblem) October 24, 2014

Remember the regular media after they got sent anthrax letters?…Yeah, they're going to react to a NYC Ebola case in much the same way.

— Moe Lane (@moelane) October 24, 2014

@moelane Well, now it's potentially affecting Important People as opposed to us replaceable joyless proles.

— Michael Blum (@MichaelBlum3) October 24, 2014

NYC Ebola patient's fever dream http://t.co/1ypQs362TE via @youtube

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 24, 2014

Crazed axe maniacs, Ebola, AND no Big Gulps? No thank you, NYC!

— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) October 24, 2014

Hey awesome.. CNN just reported the Dr. in NYC with suspected Ebola went to a Brooklyn Bowling alley about 7 blocks from me.

— S.M (@redsteeze) October 23, 2014

@UrbanAchievr @redsteeze Not like every pair of bowling shoes in the joint didn't already have Ebola.

— Huxley's Ghost (@AF632) October 23, 2014

I don't think Ebola is going to get on the subway in NYC. But if it does, it would probably look like this: pic.twitter.com/MKfmFUFS6z

— Michael Deppisch (@deppisch) October 23, 2014

@redsteeze if Ebola can make it there, it can make it anywhere.

— Andrew (@sprachenZ) October 23, 2014

You'd think maybe a Dr. might know how not to spread #Ebola in NYC but hope you enjoyed that game of bowling dickBird.

— Schmeep (@Schmeep) October 24, 2014

NY officials congratulating each other for letting an infected Ebola doctor use the subway and go bowling? This is a bizarre presser. #nyc

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 24, 2014

Mayor @deBlasioNYC is acting swiftly in response to the Ebola case. His first move is to implement an Ebola Tax.

— Erik Telford (@BlameTelford) October 24, 2014

NYC Dr. with #Ebola TOOK THE SUBWAY LAST NIGHT from Manhattan to Brooklyn, went to a bowling alley, then took a taxi home. 103 fever today.

— Vanessa Brown (@VanessaBrownTV) October 24, 2014

He had to take Uber because the yellow cab already had Ebola

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) October 24, 2014

You give me feverWhen you're sweatingFever when you bowl a strikeFever when we take the subwayFever through the Uber ride

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 24, 2014

Dibs on the band name "Ebola Czar." #ebolanyc

— Jenna Lauren Freed (@TheJennaLauren) October 24, 2014

If you have been in close contact with the Ebola virus, you should be in mandatory quarantine until cleared. End of story. #Ebola #nyc

— Renee Whittingstall (@Reneeswaynyc) October 24, 2014

#Ebola in NYC , good night NY pic.twitter.com/8lLXmEdkrU

— Asper gus (@iCaloric) October 24, 2014

And yet… MT "@nytimes: Mayor Bill de Blasio: "There is no reason for NYC to be alarmed. Ebola is an extremely hard disease to contract."”

— Bob Moul (@bobmoul) October 24, 2014

Breaking: #deblasio is taking an extended vacation away from NYC. This in no way has anything to do with the hard to contract #ebola.

— Wright Shumate (@WrightShumate) October 24, 2014