Wendy Davis' mock-worthy attack on Greg Abbott triggers things #WendyDavisWontSay

Posted at 3:16 pm on October 20, 2014 by Doug P.

"Trending USA:01:40 PM CDT"1. #askPaul2. #NiallisTiny3. The Breed4. #BuyNobodyOniTunes5. #WendyDavisWontSay6. #BicthesLove
— TrendieUS – Trends (@TrendieUS) October 20, 2014

According to Democrat Texas gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis, her Republican opponent Greg Abbott “won’t say whether he’d defend an interracial marriage ban.” The fact that Abbott is married to a woman of Hispanic heritage was either overlooked or ignored by Team Wendy.

Since turnabout is fair play, what won’t Wendy Davis say? Tweeters are mocking like the wind:

#WendyDavisWontSay How she'll feel when Texas voters do this: http://t.co/t134hY4HVy via @YouTube #tcot
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay how it feels to be polling at 32%.
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 20, 2014

Dems scraping bottom of the barrel with desperate attempts to win over voters. #WendyDavisWontSay if she opposes a Wheel Chair Usage Tax.
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she is opposed to 4th trimester abortions.
— We are screwed44™ (@PornPops69) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay why she thought a catheter and pink sneakers were gubernatorial qualifications.
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she believes the Transformers built the pyramids. Damning, if you ask me.
— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if aborting babies is more morally reprehensible than supporting a ban on interracial marriage.
— Prepper Frog (@Frogtox) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay whether she is an alien from Abortia, planet in the Sanger galaxy ruled by the lizard goddess of Nihil.
— Razor (@hale_razor) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she was suspended in 5th grade for putting "Kick Me" signs on wheelchairs
— Razor (@hale_razor) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay She actually roots for the zombies in the Walking Dead.
— FoghornLeghorn (@FoghornBLeghorn) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay Which children playing on a playground should have been aborted. pic.twitter.com/SiDeCvZLKq
— Southern Bro (@Legal_Citizen) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay why she hates handicapped people in wheelchairs OR if she pulled the wings off butterflies, legs off spiders as a child.
— ★♥ Harriet Baldwin (@HarrietBaldwin) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay why ripping babies out of the womb is preferential to adoption.
— Czarla CarlaLiberty (@LibertyBelleCJL) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she opposes DiHydrogen Monoxide
— Gringo Suave Daryool (@2009superglide) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she will give Unicorns free parking on 6th Street in Austin
— Gringo Suave Daryool (@2009superglide) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if the real reason she was nominated was to provide comic relief in the election.
— America's Tears (@AnnKateri04) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay how she supports #Abortion, but sells baby clothes on her website.
— David Morgan (@StarCoreOne02) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she opposes a constitutional amendment requiring all pink sneakers to be made from at least 30% recycled fetus.
— Tommy Joe (@DrollNDry) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay whether she can think before she speaks or whether she simply refuses to do so.
— Prepper Frog (@Frogtox) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay If she's ever shopped at Walmart at 2AM with her hair in pink curlers.
— JackieKPGH (@JackieKPGH) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSayIf she would feel safe getting between Michael Moore and an all-u-can-eat buffet.
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSayIf she opposes people kicking puppies.
— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay when she stopped beating her husband.
— talkradio200 (@talkradio200) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay Why she likes snuff films.
— Eric (@JustEric) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she ever googled "Greg Abbott wife" before releasing her latest attack ad.But we know she didn't anyway.
— Film Ladd (@FilmLadd) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she pays her female staffers the same as her male staffers
— LimeInDaCoconut (@EgoAenigma) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay she's sorry for "standing" for the murder of innocent babies.
— Sam KillerBunny J. (@PolitiBunny) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay why she decided to make a mockery of herself, the election and anyone who supports her. How can anyone support her?
— Sam KillerBunny J. (@PolitiBunny) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she thinks we should retroactively abort the babies sporting her onesies pic.twitter.com/eWfDqgeA1e
— Pol (@PointlessPol) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if her club is handicap inclusive @Artist_Angie pic.twitter.com/3POn52lQm5
— Pol (@PointlessPol) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay whether or not she is opening a drive-thru abortion clinic. #AbortionBarbie
— ConservativePelican (@TheHappyPelican) October 20, 2014

#wendydaviswontsay how many puppies she's kicked
— Blake Pine (@LetsBanEvrythng) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay that's she's already been offered Ronan Farrow's job
— Maryam (@mm77atl) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if Joe Biden has any part in her campaign operation or not
— woot6 (@woot6) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she likes to play cards pic.twitter.com/bV0adV6VzD
— Asper gus (@iCaloric) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay if she thinks our military service men & woman are baby-killers.
— CRANKY★YANKEE℠ (@sgtj0n) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay She accidentally hired 4chan to run her campaign.
— AngieSenseiofSass (@Artist_Angie) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay Why she accuses a man in an interracial marriage of being against interracial marriages… #GENIUS!
— A-Kross (@TheKrossSays) October 20, 2014

#WendyDavisWontSay Why she couldn't hire a smart campaign manager
— A-Kross (@TheKrossSays) October 20, 2014

And the surest thing Wendy Davis won’t say?

#WendyDavisWontSay "I, Wendy Davis, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the duties of the office of governor.." in January 2015
— Freedom1st (@cleanbeef) October 20, 2014

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