Fan girl, journo … same difference, apparently.

Yes. Yes, it did. As Twitchy reported, attendees of an Obama speech last night fled the speech early and headed for the exits. Lapdogs? Befuddled! Take a look at this absurdity from Politico’s Jennifer Epstein.

Um.

Hey, Ms. Epstein, we are givers so we’ll let you in on a little secret: Check this out for some reasons people would flee an Obama speech early.

Epstein wasn’t finished.

That’s her story and she’s sticking to it!

Snicker.

But whatever, guys! Obama is still super awesome and stuff.

Bless. Her. Heart.

Twitter users gave her the business and reminded her of a few things.

Plus, Ms. Epstein, you have one job. ONE JOB.

Bingo.

Ding, ding, ding!

Gasping!

Aching sides.

But, there’s this!

Yep.

Heh.

And an exit question for the oh-so-unbiased journo:

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