If you’ve ever been perplexed by President Obama’s reaction (or lack thereof depending on the circumstance) to various crises, Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal passed along this helpful guide:

According to Jindal, Obama is at “stage two” in managing the Ebola crisis:

By the way, stage one is of course preceded by learning about the problem in the first place:

True story.

(h/t @TedInATL)