Crap. Now we’ve got an Ebola Czar, too? It just keeps getting harder and harder to keep track of all this ineptitude. What we need is someone who can do it for us.
But of course that person would need a title, too:
Tweeters have plenty of ideas:
This one got a few votes:
As did this one:
But let’s face it. There’s really only one name that really and truly fits: