President Obama has chosen Ronald Klain as America’s “Ebola Czar.” Klain has zero health care or medical experience. What qualifies Klain to be Ebola Czar? For starters, Klain was the White House official who hired Jay Carney (be afraid, Ebola). Klain also served as chief of staff for VP Joe Biden and, prior to that, Al Gore.

Could there possibly be better choices for Ebola Czar? Absolutely!

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