“Business as usual,” indeed. Jonathan Dach is the young White House aide at the center of the latest Washington Post exclusive, which details the Obama administration’s two-year-old efforts to cover up Dach’s alleged involvement in the Cartagena/Secret Service hooker scandal.

As Twitchy reported, Dach was assigned a policy adviser job at the State Department handling…“women’s issues.”

How’d he swing that gig? Look no further than his family ties. Dach’s father is Leslie Dach. Here are seven fun, fast facts about Dach the Elder.

1. He was EVP of corporate affairs and government relations at Wal-Mart — you know, the corporate donor the Obamas love to hate and hate to love.

2. He gave big bucks to the Obama campaign.

3. He, too, crusaded for “women’s issues.”

4. Dach the Elder appeared on The Colbert Report in 2011 to tout Walmart’s collaboration with First Lady Michelle Obama on “Let’s Move” and related nutritional issues. He continued to promote Mrs. Obama’s initiatives through 2013.

5. He was a advance man for Teddy Kennedy, another renowned Democratic expert on women’s issues.

6. He was a roommate of conservative author Christopher Buckley’s at Yale, which son Jonathan also attended.

7. In July, Daddy Dach, the corporate crony and top Dem donor, snagged a position helping to implement…Obamacare.

Bonus: Dach authored an article advising corporations to stop spinning and start behaving better. How about presidential administrations?

Hey, good advice! Ping White House flacks Josh Earnest and Eric Schultz on that, wouldja?

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