Yes eggs. Here’s a must-see video of a woman named Kelly Atlas of the animal rights group Direct Action Everywhere who invaded the Bluestem Brasserie in San Francisco and tearfully scolded diners for eating eggs:

She’s mad that diners are laughing at her. For real. Read these tweets and you’ll laugh, too:

Just a few eggs short?

In the video, Atlas cries to diners about eating “somebody else’s eggs.” Which raises this obvious question:

We all know the answer to that. Pro-choice on abortion is different than pro-choice at breakfast: scrambled, fried, poached, etc.