This afternoon, officials held a press conference on Ebola at the White House. It was about as reassuring as you’d expect from any White House presser. Which is to say, not really very reassuring at all:

Whole government? Oh, thank goodness!

Is that so?

Lovely.

He must be referring to that “robust government-sponsored health care system” ThinkProgress was so excited about.

So, who feels better now?

Suuuuuuuure they do:

Editor’s note: This post has  been updated with additional tweets.