Hey, so, remember that time the Secret Service let a crazy man jump a fence and run around inside the White House? Well, according to Secret Service director Julia Pierson, that whole headache could’ve been managed much better … if only they’d had more money!

Good Lord.

Or, that person just doesn’t want to face reality.

We’re still unclear as to how more funding would suddenly render the Secret Service competent.

Someone should really find out how this all works.

Snort! Good point.

Oh well. At least the Secret Service’s ineptitude isn’t widespread or anything: