Yeah … the Democrats aren’t even trying to hide their desperation anymore. With fundraising emails featuring headlines like “I need you” and “begging…BEGGING,” they’re throwing out their last shred of dignity in the hopes of getting sympathetic suckers to fork over a few bucks.

National Review’s Jonah Goldberg was among the lucky recipients of a plea from Nancy Pelosi:

That creepy missive got Ace of Spades to thinking … what if the tables were turned?

We like where this is going.

In that case, the media should take a cue from the master:

Awww … c’mon, Nancy. Please don’t say no!

President Obama, Ace needs you, too. Don’t leave him hangin’.

Funny, that.

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