What would be a nightmare scenario? Oh, just this:

Um, “great guy” nonsense aside … OMG the horror! Sshh! Don’t even joke about that.

That Twitter user wasn’t alone.

Rush Limbaugh floated the horrifying idea as well.

Citizens on Twitter had been fearing such a nightmare scenario since the resignation news broke.

Breathe. Shakily. There’s this, though:

Good point. But, it’s Washington, D.C. And, you know, the Obama administration. So, to be safe, let’s make sure of this:



With Eric Holder gone, who will do THIS? (Bonus: Heads up to future employer)

Don’t look now Chuck Schumer, but you are being mercilessly mocked for your Holder idiocy!

Does THIS absurd tweet about Eric Holder prove Sen. Schumer is ‘delusional’? (Spoiler: OMG yes)

‘Good Lord!’ This claim about Eric Holder is Chuck Todd’s most idiotic lie yet (No, for serious)

Holder resignation ‘just a coincidence?’ Pro wrestling’s Eric Bischoff doesn’t seem to think so

Whoa: ‘Department of Scandal’ getting a vacancy? Eric Holder reportedly resigning

So, why’s Eric Holder resigning now? Here’s one promising theory

GROAN! Sally Kohn’s reason Eric Holder won’t be moving to Salem, Mass. is hack-tastic

Better call Saul! You should consider these #HolderReplacementNominees [photos]