Well, Sweet Meteor of Death would certainly be a breath of fresh air after the disaster that was Eric Holder, but we hear SMOD’s in pretty high demand these days.
So, in case he/she/it’s not available, here are some other good #HolderReplacementNominees:
And now for the really serious contenders:
Maybe once he gets out of jail.
Hee! Saul Goodman? We hear that guy’s fantastic.
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