Gasping! As Twitchy readers know, the slacktivist-filled “People’s Climate March” is happening now. And it is as absurd and mock-worthy as expected.

Yikes!

It gets worse:

Creepy.

Get ready for aching sides.

First, creepy puppet. Next? Ah yes. Interpretive dance.

Bingo.

Perfect.

And an excellent exit point about the oh-so-creepy puppet:

Ding, ding, ding! Heck of a job, marchers.

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