So much pressure is being put on National Review’s Jonah Goldberg to save the midterm elections for the Democrats from the evil influence of the Koch brothers that it’s almost unbearable.

So far he’s received emails from the DCCC with the all-caps header, “ACCEPT DEFEAT,” followed by another headed, “All Hope Is Lost.” Rep. Nancy Pelosi herself even reached out with the very downbeat email headed, “disappointed jonah” — apparently she was too sad to even capitalize his name.

Now Goldberg has shared the latest missive from Pelosi, or an old ex-girlfriend calling herself Pelosi, begging for the use of his grassroots power.

Sounds desperate over there.

Eww, that’s almost as bad as that creepy “I need you” email sent by “Barack Obama.”