No, really. That actually happened.

The shake fisty is strong with this one. That’s right: President Obama pretended he was an “adviser to ISIS” and his big plan was for terrorists to pin notes on the chests of hostages. NOTES. On chests.

The mockery was swift and spectacular. Hey, we have to laugh so as to avoid curling up in the fetal position while weeping.

Heh. Speaking of that …

Stay tuned!

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