Oh, poor Mr. President. It’s really, really hard being the first president in history with the press following your around. They’re so mean!
Yes, good luck Mr. President.
Pro tip for the future: If the president wants to avoid the press during his vacation, maybe choose a destination other than Martha’s Vineyard. The rich and famous on the island basically guarantee the press will cover the vacation in force.
This is true, however:
Exit question: Why doesn’t the president ever feel the need to take a vacation from high-dollar fundraisers?