Well, then. All is hunky-dory! White House deputy press secretary Eric Schultz also claimed that Obama was briefed on Ferguson after the hurl-worthy “hug summit” in Martha’s Vineyard. How was he briefed? We think we know the answer:

O-Bam! Remember, President Know-Nothing has claimed that he only finds out about whatever is going on in the world when he reads it in the paper and stuff.


An exit question for the president:

Mind boggling!


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