Duh. Because they are totally Smarter Than You ™ and stuff!


Which white guy was it now? Progressive of pallor Jesse Berney, who has written for The Guardian, Wonkette and Salon. Oh, what bastions of great thought!

Check out Berney’s brilliance. How dare y’all condemn, you know, riots, violence and looting?!

May we suggest a healthy serving of Douche-B-Gone?

“Whitesplaining,” he said unironically. Speaking of blessing precious little hearts, take a look in the precious mirror, honey.

Twitter users schooled the fool.

Yes, Berney. Racist, heal thyself.

Yep. Speaking of that, here’s an excellent exit question:


Predictions: Which one will be Obama’s oh-so-brilliant statement on Ferguson riots?

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‘Breaking Bad style’: Ferguson, Mo., looters load ATM onto truck

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