So, this has been happening:
— Doug Sheridan (@dougsheridan) July 26, 2014
Fed by Obama administration hacks:
House GOP's wrong priorities: New Whip Scalise won't rule IN border vote this week. Won't rule OUT impeachment. http://t.co/OhuAlFaXho
— Josh Earnest (@PressSec) July 27, 2014
— Jason Goldman (@Goldman44) July 27, 2014
It continues, now with more “red alert”!
— Dr. Merkwürdigliebe (@jwellingtonpeev) July 27, 2014
“@ByronYork: DCCC back this morning: 'Sorry to email you early on a Saturday — but we’re on full RED ALERT at Democratic Headquarters. WHY?
— Doctor Damocles (@Doctor_Damocles) July 27, 2014
Update: Democrats' Impeachment Weekend continues! DCCC sends new IMPEACHMENT RED ALERT fundraising appeal. http://t.co/KRxWXn0guc
— Byron York (@ByronYork) July 27, 2014
Also continuing? The fabulous mockery.
.@ByronYork Someone should swing by DNC and DCCC offices and find out what constitutes "Red Alert" on a July Saturday.
— Aaron Taylor (@AaronLeeTaylor) July 26, 2014
DCCC must be raising ton of $$ on fantasy impeachment issue. Get this email every few hours pic.twitter.com/PQj2OTItSU
— thomas doherty (@tuckahoetommy) July 27, 2014
— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) July 27, 2014
— Eric Hines (@erichines) July 27, 2014
— Douglas Patch (@DouglasPatch) July 26, 2014
Democrats are so bereft of ideas going into November, they're reduced to tricking base into imaginary impeachment threats for a $5 donation.
— Jimmy (@JimmyPrinceton) July 27, 2014
Going to go ahead and ignore the "red alert impeachment deadline" email from the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee.
— mike subgenius (@mikesubgenius) July 27, 2014
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) July 27, 2014
@dccc really isn't concerned about impeachment until their fundraising emails reference being at "DEFCON 1". "RED ALERT" ? Meh.
— Brad Cundiff (@bradcundiff) July 26, 2014
Was about to tweet that it had been all of 2 hours since I got an impeachment email update, when another came in to ruin my joke.
— David Nelson (@DavidNelsonNM) July 26, 2014
For that alone, they must pay! Speaking of paying …
Reason for Democratic impeachment frenzy: DCCC just claimed in fund-raising email it raised "$1,798,384 (and counting!)" by fear-mongering.
— Walter Shapiro (@MrWalterShapiro) July 27, 2014
This metaphor sums it all up:
DNC Email Subject: IMPEACHMENT RED ALERT!
Won't you help us fund a state-of-the-art briar patch? Pres. Br'er Rabbit needs your help.
— Cuffy (@CuffyMeh) July 28, 2014
@CuffyMeh Excellent metaphor! "Whatever u do, don't throw me in that impeachment!"
— Bash Dashovi (@BashDashovi) July 28, 2014