For most Americans, July 4th is a day to celebrate independence and love for our country. For some, however, it’s a day to pretend to be patriotic.
Oh em gee guyz tomorrow well basically today is lyke my favoritest holiday everrrrr YA, time to pretend to be patriotic and stuff #merica'
— Shaggy (@AyoClark) July 4, 2014
4th of July means I have to pretend that I don't think countries and borders and patriotism aren't lame.
— uh taco or whatever (@rudytacos) July 3, 2014
I hate the Fourth of July I just pretend to be patriotic
— julia i guess (@eklujulia) July 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/lesliesucks/status/484923589057990656
https://twitter.com/maurbid/status/484914402051649536
Yayy it's the day where we all get to pretend to be patriotic!!! #happy4th
— Justin Marden (@Mardenator) July 4, 2014
Happy Pretend-To-Be-Patriotic-For-A-Day Day!
— Witch Lori-chan ❤︎ ️ (@ChosenSigner) July 4, 2014
https://twitter.com/manypuns/status/484910042949627904
https://twitter.com/yvngliberal/status/484905903259676672
https://twitter.com/alexcolesmith/status/484868195799416833
I'm not patriotic but I'll pretend to be for good food and free alcohol.
— Samantha La Mar (@mrsgyllenhaal) July 3, 2014
okay everyone pretend they love America for the next 24 hours and wear the patriotic clothes you bought last week solely to take selfies in
— Bailey Sawers (@B_Sawers) July 3, 2014
https://twitter.com/xXBacon_LoverxX/status/484955749576376320
Others are more open about their lack of patriotism:
https://twitter.com/pripri3903/status/484898957697359872
https://twitter.com/leaonelove/status/484926587486220289
Well, at least she’s consistent.