Wait, what?

Well, this is happening:

No, for reals. Iraq Schmiraq! Who will think of the bees? Who?

You really can’t. The Obama administration is absolutely beyond parody. That’s not funny, because it’s true.

No, no! Bees.

Poor bees …

Godspeed, bees.

An exit name suggestion:



Iraq crisis? No worries, you guys. John Kerry will … squee! Leonardo DiCaprio!

‘You tweet this as Iraq disintegrates’?’ @StateDept is ‘focused like a laser beam on fish’

Eureka! We found what would make Obama evacuate a golf course (Hint: Not Iraq)