John Kerry is confused. He seems to think he’s the administrator of the fictional National Underwater and Marine Agency from a Clive Cussler potboiler. Bad enough that he chose a week when the world is falling apart to become delusional, but he’s pairing up with Bill Nye (the no actual scientific credentials guy) for an online Q&A called #OceanChat.

Who better to educate the denizens of the interwebz about the ocean than a guy with the personality of a frozen haddock and the human equivalent of Spongebob Squarepants?

Maybe if they got Bill Murray instead of Bill Nye they might be on to something.


There’s a hashtag ripe for hijacking.