Sure, Iraq is swimming in an ocean of devastation. But that’s not the ocean Secretary of State John Kerry wants to talk about.

On Monday, Kerry will welcome attendees to the State Department’s “Our Ocean” conference.

And squee! Leonardo DiCaprio is on board. Maybe he can get an autograph!

Anyway, Kerry is all over this “intensive diplomacy” stuff.

Intensive Diplomacy You Guys. And laser-like focus on fish and dreamy Leo while Iraq burns.

(Hat tip: @bostonrandy)


‘You tweet this as Iraq disintegrates’?’ @StateDept is ‘focused like a laser beam on fish’