OK, kids. Grab your hankies, because this may be the saddest thing you’ve ever heard:
Clinton: ‘We struggled’ to make ends meet after leaving the White House http://t.co/OWJ3VQhgDJ pic.twitter.com/tyQKOg3KRz
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) June 9, 2014
Oh, the humanity!
https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/476008132099862528
It’s real, all right:
Poor Hillary … literally!
Oh poor Hillary…she just needs to start a gofund.me to help pay for all those mansions…
— Bourbonblondie (@WhigsnTwigs) June 9, 2014
She and Bill were hurtin’, y’all.
Poor thing. RT @PounderFile Bad answer … Hillary Clinton recounts struggles to afford mortgages for their "houses" http://t.co/SczmA343Ng
— Starz and Strypz (@StarzandStrypz) June 9, 2014
Clinton discovers taxes:Hillary says "First of all,we had to pay off all our debts, which meant double the money because of obviously taxes"
— william lohse (@WilliamLohse) June 9, 2014
The key phrase here is "mortgages for our HOUSES." – http://t.co/zbVKrzfyMp
— Brittany (@bccover) June 9, 2014
Really though.. Who doesn't struggle with problems of being an ex president looking for several houses #TheStruggle pic.twitter.com/4kkYJwqY8O
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 9, 2014
Hillary said her family was "dead broke?" Bill Clinton gets $400,000 a year from taxpayers for his presidential pension!!!
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) June 9, 2014
Given the her mansions, generous benefits, and swanky lifestyle I think we can all say we aspire to one day be as broke as Hillary Clinton
— Amanda Carpenter (@amandacarpenter) June 9, 2014
No kidding.
Hillary says "we had no money" after leaving WH. Chelsea's wedding cost $2M. #sayyestothedress #saynotothemath
— Angela Morabito (@Bear2theRight) June 9, 2014
“We were dead broke,” says Hillary – but Clintons bought a $2.85 million house in DC and a $1.7 million house in NY https://t.co/XL1CXbsah0
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) June 9, 2014
In 2013, when the struggling Clintons weren't in their 2 mansions, they summered at this 100k per week Hamptons home pic.twitter.com/KIMFs3Lsrn
— America Rising PAC (@AmericaRising) June 9, 2014
The struggle… RT @ZekeJMiller: Zillow estimates that Clinton's DC home is worth $5.4 million, Chappaqua home estimated at $6.9 million
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 9, 2014
They had to make sacrifices:
Hillary Clinton: We were so poor that Chelsea didn't get a Tuscan Villa for her engagement.
— #NeverTrump (@DefendWallSt) June 9, 2014
It’s all very sad.
Well… it probably was expensive to keep all of those separate homes near all of Bill's lady friends.
— Mickey White (@BiasedGirl) June 9, 2014
#DownNOutInChappaqua because that ho hush money adds up. pic.twitter.com/zICBozP04K
— Daniel Snyder (@danmsnyder) June 9, 2014
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Hasn’t Hillary suffered enough? Isn’t there something we can do to help her?
We obviously need a federal program to help millionaires who accidentally buy too many houses. @HillaryClinton
— #NeverTrump (@OrwellForks) June 9, 2014
Or, we could just elect them president and give them a White House to live in. In Hillary’s case, with the proper resources and lots and lots of rooms, we’re sure she’ll manage to get back on her feet — and help all Americans in the process.
.@HillaryClinton sucks w money so let's make her in charge of America's budget! http://t.co/mVl8prmZBv via @NoahCRothman
— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) June 9, 2014
Hillary was broke because she bought too many houses. She actually said that. Let's trust her with the federal budget.
— #NeverTrump (@OrwellForks) June 9, 2014
So Hillary admits she can't handle money. Why should we elect her president again?#DeadBroke
— Stephe96 (@Stephe96) June 9, 2014
Hillary says she was broke when she left the White House. She's joking right!?!?! If so. Worst money budgeting EVER!
— Jason Johnson (@jjwastaken) June 9, 2014
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