Filmmaker and mega-hypocrite Michael Moore is getting divorced from his wife of over 20 years. Moore is fighting to hang on to as much of the money that he earned producing documentaries blasting capitalism as possible:
Socialists divorcing because of their greed, high-rolling lifestyle http://t.co/FQGpffyzcM
— Bryan Preston (@texasbryanp) June 6, 2014
— David M. Swindle (@DaveSwindle) June 6, 2014
— Kregg (@DrActorKJ) June 6, 2014
— Johnny Reb (@RobertWCarswell) June 6, 2014
But wait. A person who got rich warning the world of the evils of capitalism is quibbling over money? That all sounds awfully capitalist of Moore:
Good question. RT @JimNorton: Why is Michael Moore fighting his wife over assets? Why not just give her whatever she wants?
— Ben Howe (@BenHowe) June 6, 2014
1%er @MMFlint is actually arguing about how much money his ex wife gets in the divorce.. Can't make it up.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) June 6, 2014
— Patriot Bill (@billnsher42197) June 6, 2014
Few are surprised that Moore is fighting to keep the millions he earned championing the evils of capitalism, but this story did cause many to discover a detail they found shocking:
Wait, Michael Moore is married? Oh God, what am I doing wrong?????
— T. Becket Adams (@BecketAdams) June 6, 2014
I understand Michael Moore is getting divorced. I'm still amazed he was married in the first place.
— Christmas Red (@jswifty250) June 6, 2014
Michael Moore was married? Dear God, I need an antiemetic even thinking about that
— G® O'Hutson (@jess_reign_bass) June 6, 2014
I can't imagine anyone being married to Michael Moore…obviously his wife thinks the same thing.
— Max (@maxnrgmax) June 6, 2014
Son of a bitch, Michael Moore is married? And to a human?
— Concrete Sledge (@concretesledge_) June 6, 2014
#MichaelMooreDivorceSettlement Wait, are you telling me that someone actually married Michael Moore?
— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) June 6, 2014
Shocking! The hypocrisy part, not so much.