Jay Carney’s saying goodbye to the White House, but former MLB-er and occasional poet José Canseco wants President Obama to know that he’s willing to bat clean-up:

Just check out his qualifications:

We’re listening …

Unfortunately for José, Josh Earnest has already been tapped to replace Carney. But just because this press secretary thing won’t work out doesn’t mean the president should write him off completely:

There you go!



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