Sucks to be her.

During her farewell speech this morning, Kathleen Sebelius got a timely visit from the Metaphor Fairy:

We couldn’t’ve written something that good.

If anything positive has come out of Sebelius’ disastrous tenure as HHS secretary, it’s this snort-worthy episode. Gold, Jerry. Gold!


Naturally, widespread speculation about the mysterious missing page ensued:


Hey, you never know! But one thing’s definitely for sure:




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Heh: Sebelius ‘released from job lock,’ but did Obama ruin her shot at a Mozilla gig?