Does anybody know what day it is? Not this guy, apparently:

Hey, when he went into politics, he was told there would be no math!


That’s good advice, Senator.

Oh, man … we hope so!

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.



Well, looks like Schumer’s Twitter guru finally wised up:

You mean Sen. Schumer hasn’t signed up yet?! What’s he waiting for?