This is CNN: Flight MH370 speculation moves from black holes to ‘zombie plane’

CNN's Wolf Blitzer about to reveal "a chilling new theory" about that Malaysian airliner that rendered it a "zombie" plane. I'm speechless.

— kerry dougherty (@kerrydougherty) March 20, 2014

Please tell me I have horrible hearing and wolf blitzed did not just say we are going to explore a zombie theory re: plane

— jryanlaw (@jryanlaw) March 20, 2014

Yes, people perceive this as a serious news outlet. #cnn #zombieplane pic.twitter.com/fvVKRE5WiK

— Mαtt (@mdhiggs) March 20, 2014

Zombie plane. #LOLCNN pic.twitter.com/248RjseEKg

— Danny Nichols/Saint (@CenterStageDS) March 21, 2014

@sarra_sarah pilots pass out due to lack of oxygen and the plane flies on autopilot until it runs out of fuel and then crashes…. #helios

— Cyril Malaki (@cmalaki) March 20, 2014

Zombie (n.): corpse said to be revived by witchcraftPlane (n.): machine that flies through airZombie Plane (n.): @CNN is out of material

— Santa Skolnick (@SkolnickWho) March 20, 2014

I'm officially calling uncle after CNN offers a possible "zombie plane" – I can't hear any more Malaysian airline conspiracy theories!!

— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) March 20, 2014

@MeghanMcCain Now @CNN has gotten embarrassing with these possible theories. Zombie plane? Geez, just stop!

— rolandsmartin (@rolandsmartin) March 20, 2014

So CNN still going with Zombie Plane….

— The Daily Rapid (@dailyrapid) March 20, 2014

#CNN & @wolfblitzer sink to a new low with "ZOMBIE PLANE" flight #MH370 theory #MalaysianAirlines #Zombieplane @CNN pic.twitter.com/gANMxqVkfE

— Aaron B Brown (@AaronBBrown) March 20, 2014

Really sad that I didn't hallucinate CNN reporting on a theory by calling it a "zombie plane" while I was subtitling it in Gattitown.

— Ann Bransom (@annbransom) March 21, 2014

And I'm out. #CNN #ZombiePlane pic.twitter.com/sbPVA4XH8c

— Todd (@toddspradlin_) March 21, 2014