Stop it! Ours sides have been aching for days from John Kerry mockery.

OK, don’t stop. That’s hilarious.

As Twitchy reported, John Kerry made the Sunday show rounds and continued his trend of utter idiocy and ludicrous commentary.

But what does a Peace Studies Major need?

Dying!

But Secretary of State Kerry (perhaps the scariest four words ever) wasn’t done. As Twitchy readers know, he wasn’t content with just looking the fool on the Sunday shows. He had to take his clown act to Twitter as well.

Kerry sure does inspire confidence, doesn’t he?

Indeed. Schooling? Achieved! Heck of a pick, Barry.

To be fair, at least there is this:

Zing!

And an exit defense:

So there’s that?

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