Well, if the photo of President Obama on the phone wearing mom jeans wasn’t enough to paralyze Putin with fear, Secretary of State John Kerry made the Sunday show rounds. Terrifying! Or, you know, absolutely absurd. Check out what he said on “Face the Nation”:

Um, what?

Yep. It happened.



Truth. But to be fair, there is this:

Bam! Here is some advice for Kerry from the great beyond:

That smarts.

If only someone … anyone … had sounded a warning.


An exit summation:

Hard and frightening truth.


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