With Russian troops moving into Crimea and John Kerry having that situation completely in control, President Obama and trusty sidekick Joe Biden have found some time for “Let’s Move” training:

You’d think people who have been traditionally unafraid to rack up trillion dollar deficits wouldn’t mind springing a few bucks for decent audio recording equipment.

Hey, it’s not like there’s anything else on which to focus.

ABC News called it a “workout” video:

Heh. Good lapdoggies!