Pitiful. Again.

As Twitchy reported, President Obama earlier issued a pathetic warning to Ukraine: There “will be consequences” if you “step over the line,” guys. He’s totally serious with stern face and all!

But he wasn’t done. It’s also “unacceptable” and he “strongly condemns” it. Oh well. Case closed.

Yep.

Giggling madly! We can just imagine the conversation, if so …

Aching. Sides. Thank goodness for Twitter. We have to laugh so we don’t cry.

And another boom:

Bingo.

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