Well, then obviously you’re not a true Belieber. Justin Bieber was reportedly booked on charges of drunk driving and resisting arrest this morning in Miami Beach.

Here’s his mugshot:

https://twitter.com/vplus/status/426386310190751745/

Fans didn’t see a glassy-eyed train wreck in need of some tough love. They saw … oh dear … the sexiest mugshot evah!

Just a handful of the hundreds of swooning tweets.

https://twitter.com/il0v3JustinB/status/426386778103492608

https://twitter.com/KristaKarkar/status/426385701823729664

https://twitter.com/justinskidd/status/426387340463190016

https://twitter.com/WrldOfBeliebers/status/426388983736590336

https://twitter.com/ProudBelieberx0/status/426395214010662912

Kindly say you’re all joking or seek help immediately.