‘Freedom barfed all over these’: Team USA’s Sochi uniforms are officially hideous [pics]

FIRST LOOK: Team USA's opening ceremony uniforms for Sochi: http://t.co/ht8roAXF45 (Photo: Ralph Lauren) pic.twitter.com/nGj91Ril1c

— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) January 23, 2014

Here's the uniform Team USA will wear at the opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/t4hdykAfVc via @USOlympic

— SB Nation Olympics (@SBNOlympics) January 23, 2014

Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/FhHmykSayX http://t.co/78mq0rnRML

— Washington Post (@washingtonpost) January 23, 2014

I think Freedom barfed all over these outfits: Here's the uniform Team USA will wear at opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/qdjLY5NFpC

— Jonathan F Miller (@JonathanFMiller) January 23, 2014

America. What're you doing? America. STAHP RT @YR_AlyssaDC: Sochi is just one big ugly sweater party for America. pic.twitter.com/DBMT3j7ZHt

— Ashe Schow (@AsheSchow) January 23, 2014

This is going to be huge in decades! RT @SBNOlympics: uniform Team USA will wear at the opening ceremony in Sochi pic.twitter.com/b2EYvkd0hW

— Mike McKinnon (@mikemckinnon) January 23, 2014

How many American grandmothers does it take to knit a #TeamUSA opening ceremony uniform? – pic.twitter.com/s7bhdpAz87 #Sochi #Olympics

— Kill 'Em Slingerland (@C_Slingerland) January 23, 2014

Good grief, the team USA podium uniform for Sochi looks like dryer duct.

— Gregory Colby (@grolby) January 23, 2014

“@SBNOlympics: Here's the uniform USA will wear at opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/E1kr5ddobJ via @USOlympic” = ugly Xmas sweater?

— James Vlahakis (@jvlaha) January 23, 2014

I once helped my friend Lauren assemble this getup for a college party. pic.twitter.com/eae3U5hKPy

— Katherine Miller (@katherinemiller) January 23, 2014

Jesus, the American uniforms for the Opening Ceremony in Sochi are *hideous*. Sigh. http://t.co/lNyWQ4asNH

— Susan Arendt (@SusanArendt) January 23, 2014

U.S. is definitely going to take home gold for ugliest opening ceremonies sweaters… #sochi http://t.co/Knl06yOMVT

— Kelsey Osterman (@kelseyosterman) January 23, 2014

A migraine. RT @washingtonpost: Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/5JYj6oF1uc http://t.co/WwJ3cxQw8G

— Hebe in DC (@hebeindc) January 23, 2014

A little late to the ugly sweater party #USA #Olympics #uniforms pic.twitter.com/lPGF2GN2SB

— Nate Gilbert (@NateGilbert) January 23, 2014

…Ugly 4th of July Sweater Party RT @washingtonpost Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like … pic.twitter.com/4znAbBWwy6 http://t.co/Dl3HyU6gEt

— Sarah Crawford (@SarahCrawford23) January 23, 2014

Threw up in mouth @SBNOlympics: Here's the uniform Team USA will wear at the opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/jxlSXwEjOk @USOlympic

— Frisco Longhorn (@FriscoLonghorn) January 23, 2014

Is Bill Cosby the flag bearer? "@SBNOlympics: Team USA's uniform for the opening ceremony in Sochi. pic.twitter.com/XqWkS7Lm2x via @USOlympic”

— Marshall McNeese (@mcneese2198) January 23, 2014

Why is every Sochi uniform a hideous crime against fashion? Have they not heard of minimalism (or Celine-ism?) pic.twitter.com/5ysWNL2bVJ

— Rebecca Lewis (@RebeccaSLewis) January 23, 2014

Just saw the uniforms for USA in Sochi. Ummmmm….No. They look horrible.

— Angela Visscher (@AngVisscher) January 23, 2014

It's like a TGI Friday's threw up on them. RT @EyeOnHockey: #TeamUSA Opening Ceremony unis… pic.twitter.com/ZnyGkGQkpq http://t.co/m90FAYAHje

— Matt Sammon (@SammonSez) January 23, 2014

RT @washingtonpost: Team USA's Olympic uniforms look like ___________. pic.twitter.com/kJsm6KesYm http://t.co/z1SkECpgsD

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) January 23, 2014

That Olympics model looks constipated.

— Melissa Clouthier (@MelissaTweets) January 23, 2014

Winner: Most Topical January 23, 2014 RT @frucci: pic.twitter.com/PV4CGBJV3a

— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) January 23, 2014