Oh, Kruiser! Never change, doll.

As Twitchy reported, President Obama’s mythical son made another appearance, which totally “moved” the always awesome Dennis Miller. Obama’s imaginary son would not be allowed to play in the NFL, you see.

Well, Twitter has discovered the real reason that would be the case:

Touchdown Twitter!

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